• Key West, Florida Holiday Ornament — Ninety Miles, and Not Actually a Buoy — 3-inch faceted crystal glass ornament in gold gift box
  • Key West, Florida Holiday Ornament — Ninety Miles, and Not Actually a Buoy — 3-inch faceted crystal glass ornament in white gift box
  • Key West, Florida Holiday Ornament — Ninety Miles, and Not Actually a Buoy — front view: the Key West buoy monument painted in its broad red, black and yellow bands with white pinstripes, drawn as a weathered conical concrete mass on a dark base
  • Key West, Florida Holiday Ornament — Ninety Miles, and Not Actually a Buoy — crystal ornament hanging by red ribbon, faceted beveled edge
  • Key West, Florida Holiday Ornament — Ninety Miles, and Not Actually a Buoy — angled view of the gem-cut crystal edge catching light
  • Key West, Florida Holiday Ornament — Ninety Miles, and Not Actually a Buoy — close-up detail of the printed art on crystal glass
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Key West Florida Holiday Ornament - Southernmost Point Buoy

Key West Florida Holiday Ornament - Southernmost Point Buoy

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Southernmost Point Buoy. It is a painted lump of concrete on a street corner, it was never a buoy, and people queue for an hour to stand next to it.

The marker went up in 1983, when the city set a concrete sewer junction on the corner of Whitehead and South streets and painted it to look like a buoy - a solution to the previous problem, which was that tourists kept stealing the sign. Ninety miles to Cuba, and the continental United States runs out right here. Except it does not, quite: the actual southernmost land is on the naval station nearby, off-limits to the public, a detail the island cheerfully ignores.

That may be the most Key West story available. A fake buoy marking an approximate point, built from a sewer fitting because the honest sign kept getting carried off, now one of the most photographed objects in America. Nobody is fooled and nobody minds.

Printed on a three-inch faceted crystal glass round, white-backed so the bands stay saturated and the weathered texture reads on a lit tree. Bold enough to identify from across a room. The faceted edge catches light from any angle. Arrives boxed - white or gold gift box, your choice at checkout.

For the one who has the photo, or wants it. It needs no caption, which is exactly the point. Merlin Classics profits support hunger relief.

3-inch (76 mm) round crystal glass ornament · faceted gem-cut edge · white-backed print for crisp contrast · red ribbon hanger · your choice of white or gold gift box, included · free U.S. shipping.

 

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Below are excerpts from our Key West history page. The Key West town logo and the full town story are available through the collection link above.

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Our Key West logo carries the Florida alligator above "Florida Territory — Est. 1845," the shared retro emblem of our Florida towns, drawn in worn black-and-white like an old woodcut crate label. The 1845 date marks Florida statehood, and the alligator is the through-line that links Key West to every other Florida town we make. The detail that makes this one Key West is the island itself — the Conch Republic at the end of the Overseas Highway, the Southernmost Point, and Mile Marker 0 where the road, and the country, finally run out.

For a time the island was the end of a railroad. Henry Flagler pushed his Florida East Coast Railway across open water from key to key, and in 1912 "Flagler's Folly" reached Key West — an engineering marvel that linked the island to the mainland for the first time. The Labor Day Hurricane of 1935, a Category 5 storm, destroyed the line and took hundreds of lives, many of them World War I veterans working in the Keys. The roadbed was rebuilt for cars, the Overseas Highway opened in 1938, and U.S. 1 now runs the length of the Keys and ends here, at Mile Marker 0.

Why People Visit Key West

Key West rewards travelers who want history, water, and a freewheeling island culture rather than only a beach — the Southernmost Point, the Conch Republic, the literary and presidential houses, and a compact Old Town you can walk end to end. People come for the sunset at Mallory Square and the bars of Duval, for the Hemingway and Truman landmarks and the wrecking-era treasure, and for an easygoing day at Mile Marker 0 where the Overseas Highway, and the country, finally run out of road.

Key West Florida Merlin Classics retro vintage logo featuring the Florida alligator and Florida Territory Est. 1845

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